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Your burns are so weak, they couldn't even light a birthday candle.

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How awful. I was just imagining the day of your birth in my head..

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The Department of Homeland Security added your existence to the list of “Natural Disasters.”.

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Last week's test was on shapes and colors, but it appears like you might have to revisit that after today's conversation..

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I've seen scarier things in a children's Halloween party.